Ode to Taking a Pee…
Oh how I wish I could pee,
Like I did when I was little you see,
Envy those that stand and just go,
Me I have to sit and strain as sometimes I just blow…
I tell other guys how I wish I could like I did,
I tell them how nice it is to be just like a kid,
Before older age has overcome & me did forbid,
The chance for me to pee again, just like a kid…
Before the old age disease did come,
The fattening of my prostate, yes that’s the one,
Can I not just get fat in the front; already I have more than some,
Guess I will just have to live with the fact,
That along with pee I can barely cum,
Sorry herein am I for being gross, never did say I had any tact…
© ed ~ 9/8/04
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(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :(
it's hell gettin' old ain't it? and i'm only 45, and already i am falling apart! NOT good!
man, that is not funny. :( i'm sorry. but i know about the old age thing...crept up on me, too. now if i get the urge i better go right then...or i'm gonna go LOL dang depends LOL *TMI, right??*
it's the TRUTH!!
sad write--hope something can be done
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)