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Dancing a Jig with a Pig
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In honor of Mr. Kostro’s triumphant return from the wilderness of New Mexico I give you…


Poem Artwork

Dancing a Jig with a Pig…


 


He spoke of making a new friend,


Most likely he broke with tradition,


Speaking to this new friend while prancing,


Around in circles, I hope pictures he will send…


 


This new friend, a pig,


Seems awful to say that about anyone,


Seems also they both did have some fun,


Hope his wife does not find out,


I think that may be called bestiality in the sun…


 


Walked together they did,


Trekked and learned a lot about the other,


Slept together and I realize why,


Ed Kostro never did smell all that good,


His wife she does always sigh… 


 


How many other animals did he corrupt?


While sleeping in his tent out in the boonies,


Fortunately for them nothing there could interrupt,


So Mrs. Kostro, if something on your husband should erupt,


I realize it may be something you don’t want to deal with,


But you should take him to the veterinarian with all due haste, yes do so quite abruptly…


                © ed ~ 9/26/04   


 


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 Reviews of "Dancing a Jig with a Pig"
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
LOLOLOLOL.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
Hehehehehehe...Oh you are one helluve Nutcase Ed....so full of it!!

Good to have Eddie Back!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
LOL and enjoyed Ed's comments too :-) The two of you are a lot of fun together.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
Sandie, with Krazy Kostro as inspiration anything is possible...Ed

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
So when are we going to see "On the Golf Course With a Horse"?

Reviewed on September 26, 2004
hahah! You two are tooo much! But how did you come up with a poem so quickly? Very creative talent indeed.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
you two are bad influences on each other!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
HO HO HO!!!! You've really got me chuckling here again, my friend.

In case you don't know, Pigs are really good Hoofers out on the dance floor; had my Jimmy Buffett CD blasting, and Little Piggy and I were doin a little Texas Two Steppin, too.

And, Rebecca insists that I go to the vet at least quarterly - I really don't mind, but his laughing heartily while he does a full body scan for fleas does sometimes get my goat, or should I say, my piggy!!!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
Sigh, after reading Eddie K I wondered.. hmmmm.. could Eddie M be far behind? LOL... in truth, this is one of your most hilarious, I kid you not! It has a gentleness in its humor, and there's a loud guffaw in the mind picture, indeed! I think he'll fall to the floor... I did! hehe.. katy xox.


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