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Big Red
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BIG RED… Writing today in big RED letters, Not trying to scream or be your betters, Maybe should I write more of Irish setters, Actually I do like double “X” red sweaters… The bigger the word, The longer the turd, I know I am a nerd, As my milk has curd… If this you can’t see? You are blind as a bat, Sort of like me, Maybe what we need, Is to smoke a little weed… © ed ~ 10/2/04

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Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)

Reviewed on October 6, 2004

I love the color Red!....lol....Good Write...

Love....Rene' xxoo

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)

Reviewed on October 4, 2004

silly rhyme time, eh?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 4, 2004

Okay teach me how!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 4, 2004

sounds like you smoked some gold! lol

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 4, 2004

(((ed)))

LOL at mountain poet's review--can't top it

have a little for me, 'kay?

fun write--BIG RED!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on October 4, 2004

Oh, the turd, the turd...the turd is the word...
Yeah, the turd turd turd...TURD IS THE WORD!!!!!!!

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