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My Toes are Cold
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My Toes are Cold…


 


Perhaps socks I should put on,


Or slippers with soft fur inside,


Or better yet, go for a ride,


Turn on the heater and let it warm them,


My toes they are turning a pretty hue of blue…


 


My feet seem to be forever cold anymore,


Circulation is apparently an issue therein,


Though if I were to cover them


Maybe heat they would get directly from my core…


 


My hands don’t bother me,


My upper body always warm,


Wish do I my hot flashes would,


Heat up my feet rather than the rest of my form…


                        © ed ~ 10/5/04


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Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 9, 2004
sounds like that dog of yours is slacking!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 9, 2004
"hot flashes"??? em... I've heard of male menapause but "flashes" of all sorts may be what makes you, YOU, Eddie M. (giggle)

Alright, didn't we go through this last winter? you and your cold feet? You suggest that covering them might help... DUH! LOL.... now dig out those wool socks I told you to get and curl up. Hey... ever try sticking your little tootsies under Rufuz as he lounges? THAT'S the ultimate in lovely warmth and comfort... plus, it feel divine!

Sigh... now start digging! Don't make me come out there and find those socks, stiff and full of cobwebs from the last cold day of last season. Get 'em on, sweets! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 9, 2004
Welcome to the "coldfeet" club!!

Mine is so cold if I touch my hubby up "there" just everything shrinks away so fast I need binoculars to find it again...lol!!

My hands are even worse....hehehehe...it gives a "cool" touch to everything I lay my hand on...and I think that is kinda "cool"...whahahaha!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2004
LOL, I wonder if all women put their cold feet on their spouses body on cold nights?

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 8, 2004
I like the furry slippers idea. I hope the apparent circulation problem is not serious.


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