Debate or Debacle…

I want to come home,

Eat dinner and relax,

Put on a pair of warm slacks,

Sit on my sofa and watch the tube,

Instead I am subjected to watching the two boobs…

Bush and Kerry or is it Heckle and Jeckle,

They both make me see spots, yes speckles,

Maybe it is my glasses that need to be cleaned,

Maybe it is trying to figure out which one is the real fiend…?

Supposedly the last of the debates this night,

Why couldn’t it be in the daytime, when out it is light?

Then my favorite shows won’t be pre-empted,

Just to watch these two jerks do one upmanship on each other, oh brother…

                        © ed ~ 10/13/04