National Celibacy Day...November 2, 2004 (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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National Celibacy Day...November 2, 2004
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Please join myself and millions of others in celebrating National Celibacy Day this coming November 2nd...

"NO DICK...NO BUSH!"

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Reviews of "National Celibacy Day...November 2, 2004"

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)

Reviewed on October 21, 2004

hahahahahahahaha, oh my! This made my day!!!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 17, 2004

Kennedy and LBJ brought about a trip to the moon... Clinton took us closer to studying Venus and Mars... this guy here? Beware UR-anus! Don't bend over... DO VOTE! katy xox.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

(((ed)))

you're a mess. :) just vote--if you don't you have no right to complain :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

I'm a virgin Ed.. How many you want lady A?

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

anyone got a rubber??

Reviewed by Janet Parker

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

Sorry, I just can't vote for Gomer Pyle.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

no comment....

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

Not my vote I guess!!

Till death do HIS part!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

See, I learn something new every day. Never knew about National Celibacy Day; will mark it on my calendar. Thanks!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on October 16, 2004

LOL, Ed!!! Very clever.

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