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Time Saver
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Time Saver…


 


If the head were placed on top of the head,


No longer would we need to undress before bed,


Nor would we have need for beating round the bush,


Just bend over and spread the cheeks of your tush…


 


Men would have what appears to be one horn,


As they are already it seems all the time horny,


This does make them appear to be about porn,


All the time, the head on top, hard to the touch,


From the moment we are conceived, to the time we are born…


 


No longer will men hide their feelings,


Out in the open, will they be, women would be reeling,


To approach it orally, men would now need to be kneeling,


No longer as well would men be concealing…


                © ed ~ 10/29/04 


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 Reviews of "Time Saver"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
I had my pubic hair transplanted but when a hot girl went by I looked like Don King

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
Two heads are better than one for sure......lol!!!

nOW i WONDER which did the thinking this time...not Rufie for sure....lol!!

You are lost my dear....helloooooo anybody home?????

A knock of a writeedddity!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
You have no equal, Ed... NONE! when it comes to this kind of hilarity... that cartoon has got to be one of the funniest I've seen in years... and you have complimented it IN SPADES with your marvelous humor. What a guy! hehehehehehehe.........katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
HO HO HO! What an idea you have here, Ed. You must always be thinking with your head.

And I bet the hat industry would love this; since fewer men now wear hats; but I bet a lot of 'shy guys' would soon start wearing big old Top Hats around town!



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