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So that's what meat tastes like
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Been so long since I had meat in this place, even Ruffies food was starting to look good...


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So that’s what meat tastes like…


 


Been quite sometime since I did have money enough,


To go out and spend it on a lot of food & stuff,


Last night I did the Wal-mart thing, emptied the store,


Only bought food, nothing really hardcore…


 


Hamburgers for dinner tonight,


Rufuz had his usual, but less light,


He ate heavier than usual; he deserves it, only right,


I did too, my cheeseburgers with bbq sauce,


My stomach quite happy, been a long time since any meat,


My tummy must have thought my mouth had been overgrown with moss…


 


Next time will be steak, oh yummy,


Then for sure it will not understand, yes, my tummy,


Better to be eating right, or at least like I am, rather than being a rummy,


Hopefully for the near future and beyond I will feel better than my usual crummy…


                © ed ~ 11/2/04


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 2, 2004
Can I mail you some pork????

Geeeez I am so overfed on pork....I am a pigfarmer you know...so pork comes chea[....but tooooo much of anything gives you the creeps...right????

Do you want a pink one or a dotted one like a freeland......lol!!!

Tell them it's your pet then you BBQ him..lol!!

ANd if anyone ask you why you did that tell them you just wanted to keep him warm but a mistake took over and fried him just ready to eat!!

PST but don't forget the marinade.......lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2004
No more crummies for you. For now on its steak and turkey :-) Just lay off the spiders or I'll have to kill you again.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on November 2, 2004
I hope the "crummy" never returns.


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