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Parted Cheeks
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Parted Cheeks…


 


My cheeks do have to part,


To allow me to fart,


My last meal a maker of gas,


Must have been the bass…


 


Permeating all that I go near,


The smell not in anyway dear,


Happy I am I don’t have here,


A fireplace or any open flame, then I would fear…


 


The dog outside on the leash,


Me inside eating my quiche,


Perhaps that is what did cause this gas,


Wish do I that I could finally pass, within, this mass…


              © ed ~ 11/6/04


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 Reviews of "Parted Cheeks"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 7, 2004
Scratching my head...eyes squint....Stinky One Eddity....STINKY!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on November 6, 2004
Hmmmm... ok. Lol.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 6, 2004
Too gross, Ed. Though I will admit to a bit of laughter, some bodily functions are best left unpenned, I think.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on November 6, 2004
thank you for sharing...i think

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2004
Oh my but you are naughty Ed but it is funny.

Reviewed on November 6, 2004
(((ed)))

Laffin too hard to erview--i was gonna say,

"the only reason my cheeks are parted
is because i've gone ahead and farted
*p-yewwwwwwwwwww!*"

LOL--now i'm getting to be like you :) THANK GOD

yep, cheese will do it every time. and it will be strong to the finish thanks to the spinach LOL hee hee *grins*

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT* (and you)


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