Failed the Drug Test…(not what you think, even from me…)
Couldn’t pass if I stopped for a year,
My follicles still will show my usage I fear,
The blood stream does flow uphill,
Against that of the drugs I did take by pill…
Tested positive for coke,
Although I do like that of the cherry variety,
They didn’t test to see if I did take a toke,
Nor did they test for cholesterol from eating the yoke…
Guess I will have to now work for Coke,
My job with Pepsi now a terrible joke,
The way they talked they wanted to hang me from the nearest oak,
At least I will still have a job and not become quite broke…
© ed ~ 11/20/04
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Take care,
Sherry
cute write, but i want the real thing, coke classic! pepsi is just too darn sweet, and the nutra-sweet in it gives me a bad taste in the mouth and a killer headache! so give me the real thing, baby; i want my coke classic!
(((HUGS))) and love, your friend in tx., karen lynn (fan of coke-cola classic!). :D
No Pepsi...let me see!!
No mercy!!
Love Tinka