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Floss
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My muse on vacation, My funny bone gone away too, I hope you don't mind, I am trying to find both, I tell you most truthfully, I give you my solemn oath...ed

Floss… This monkey does floss, Afterwards in the trash he does toss, His used floss and he does so without loss, I think this monkey should play lacrosse… His smile so bright, Humans should see the light, He loves to smile; this monkey does with delight, Treating everyone he does meet with total polite… His dentist must be quite happy, His teeth look like they are not crappie, I know this poem is a bit sappy, But what can you do when your muse does take a crappie…? © ed ~ 11/22/04

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Reviews of "Floss"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

Ya, Ed, I know those crappies. Don't know why they don't like worms--warm to minnows. Filleted, marinated raw in salad oil on toast, they ain't too crappie. Where was I, ..?

Ron

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

Hehehehehehe. I love your humor!

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

As always your humor perks the spirits. Books for choldren would suit your ability to cause smiles

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

"what can you do when your muse does take a crappie…?

Give it a good old smacky!!

Was that sappy lips or his double??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

My dentist keeps telling me to floss regularly. So I say, next time I see regularly, I'll be sure to floss him for you. BA DUMP BUMP!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

too funny, ed! thanks for the grins! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

Ed,
HA! HA! very funny. * laughing histerically * I wonder who fell off the branch ? You're quite the card. Thanks I needed that laugh.

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

haha this is cute, muse or no

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

Greast looking teeth. Great looking smile. Too bad his breath smells like a swewer. LOL

Reviewed by karen lozada (Reader)

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

hahaha....that was funny but meaningful..animals are friendly...

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