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HMO Doctors
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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HMO Doctors…


 


Not sure they are the best,


Definitely better they are than the lest,


But are they truly any better than the rest?


An HMO doctor might be better as a guest…


 


Yes, as a second opinion they are just fine,


Therein they do their job and then they shine,


Better sometimes to allow a shaman to use the bark of a pine,


Or just keep drinking a lot of fruit from the vine; yes wine…


 


My doctor a woman,


Yours may be a man,


Either way of doctors I am no fan,


Rather than going to a doctor,


I would sit at home & with the channels scan,


Better yet, since wine I do not drink,


Just stay at home sick, and puke in the sink,


While at the same time s*itting on the can…


        © ed ~ 11/25/04


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Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
what we need here,
are those old fashion Doctors
with little black bags
That used to make house call.
I feel like a refugee in a camp
making line to see
not the doctor we want
but the one send from the world peace
red cross & red Cressent (HMO)

Thanks a lot Ed ....For stiring me up
((((((((((DON'T GET ME STARTED))))))))))

Happy Thanksgiving ....

William ...Peace & Love

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
Just stay at home sick, and puke in the sink,
While at the same time s*itting on the can…

Multi-Tasking is a must these days!


Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
You are probablly better off with sitting at home. Actually Bubba Do Good says that HMO'S AND HOMO'S both get you in the same place. Funny write Ed.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
A delightful addition to this Thanksgiving Holiday, Ed. At least you have managed to put a damper on my appitite. I will think of this as I am considering that second helping of mashed potatoes and gravy.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
Sounds like you guys have the same nasty virus that is running around up here. Kill it! Have a toddie :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
Oh Happy Happy Thanksgiving to you Ed!!

I don't hate the doctor...but just what he might do to me in a plot!!

Beware and take care..lol..the knie might juuust slip the wrong way..and be gone to galloway....lol!

love Tinka


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