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Another rainy day in paradise
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Another rainy day in paradise…


 


Though the rest of the world is getting socked,


New Jersey has gotten this winter only rain,


You may think I am upset but really I am not shocked,


I can live through one winter without snow; let me make that perfectly plain…


 


A mild winter we have had so far,


Only a dusting of snow to cover the car,


Keep that crazy weather in California or the Midwest,


New Jersey has had enough of it; we have passed the test…


 


The only thing that has occurred,


Is the fact that I have sealed my camper expecting the worst,


Better though than being unprepared, I hereby preferred,


Also tired of slipping on ice, landing in the snow headfirst,


Therein from wherever you do reside, you would have heard how I cursed…


                © ed ~ 1/11/05


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 Reviews of "Another rainy day in paradise"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Another wet-one Ed!!

Love Tinka:)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
I'll send you some of this burning sun...

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Ed,

We've had snow here in MA. but with the warm air and rain it goes quickly. We had 6" of snow last night and it's suppose to rain all day today and suppose to be up in the 60's tomorrow. Nice write. Hope your luck holds out.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
No wonder Santa is in a bad mood - I'll Fed=Ex you a hug box of snow, that should cheer you right up - Rufuz the Reindeer, too!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
Strange as it sounds I prefer snow over rain. Its just a matter of a different kind of cloud. Good write.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
Well the weather is turning colder by weekend. But the rain we got five feet of water in 2004. Another fun write.


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