Ed K’s Baseball Sweatshop…

And here I thought,

That Ed K was a lover of animals,

Helping and feeding them,

Now I find out otherwise,

These thoughts I do fight off…

With the above photo you can see,

How he does make his animals play,

Forcing them to catch a ball,

Manipulating them with every call…

Those poor little creatures,

Have to learn from Ed like a teacher,

He does whip them into shape,

So when the season does open for baseball,

He makes money off of them, its almost animal rape…

Oh sure he will say I am wrong,

But I did take this picture while hiding in his bushes in a sarong,

He just thought I was the nut case next door,

But in reality I was taking pictures of his baseball sweatshop,

Was that sound I just did hear Ed’s jaw drop?

Or was it him realizing his chance to win the pennant did just flop…?

       © ed ~ 2/6/05