Saving Paper…

No longer will I use toilet paper,

No longer will I use paper towels,

No longer will I use paper bags,

When used on my body,

It just anyway leaves a trail of vapor…

Don’t be fooled by my comic intent,

This message is direct from heaven sent,

An interesting yet reality cartoon someone did invent,

I am sure someone will eventually ask,

Since when did you use toilet paper anyway?

As for most of the time they do find I have this unusual scent…

I now do wish they would lower those machines that blow air,

I cannot get my legs up that high so it would only be fair,

Though others in the bathroom at the time may at me stare,

Cause my butt is quite cute when it is altogether bare…

        © ed ~ 2/16/05