Yeast Infection...? (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Yeast Infection...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Uh oh, watch out, here he goes again...!
Yeast Infection…? Thought only women were herein stricken, Come to find out I was wrong, my problem is kickin’, Red and itchy is my skin, Wish it were down by my shin, Going to the doctor to remedy this, I surely was chicken… Since when have I been near it to catch this infection of yeast? I swear to you all I don’t even bake, let alone cook at least, I seem to have gotten my share of this stuff; yes I got myself a feast, It’s been with me so long I surely must look the part of a red skinned beast… The lotion the doctor gave me, made it burn even worse, I made that point known when discussing it; I was most terse, But still the doctor did say if I wanted to lose the itch, I must use the cream and the rash will then go away without a hitch, But let me tell you most sincerely, this rash and the remedy are both a bitch… © ed ~ 3/15/05

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on March 15, 2005

I agree with Sherry and some heart medications cause it too plus have the blood sugar checked as well. Sometimes yeast signals diabetes in men. It did signal it in my husband's case. Take care.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Even athlete's foot is a yeast infection, Ed. If you have ever taken antibiotics, you could have easily disturbed your natural flora which often shows itself as a yeast infection. If you have taken antibiotics or some other medications for an extended time, you could even have a systemic yeast infection. We all have yeast which is held in check by our natural bacteria. When we do something that kills off the bacteria, the yeast parties down and grows out of control and we get yeast infection. I sure hope yours goes away soon. It is a miserable thing.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Paul Williams

LOL nice one Ed...a tube of Canesten works wonders I've found lol.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I hear there's a male yeast infection spreading on the coast east,
Something to do with the Jersey Devil visiting them - he's a beast,
So be very careful, and lock your doors, or you'll be his next Feast.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Don't even mention that...grrrrrrr....but thats Life!!

Hey stop eatng so much "bread".....lol!!

Loveeee Tinks

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Ed,
Doesn't yeast make BREAD! rise? (lol)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

You're so funny Ed,yeast you say?Best you stay away from bread then.
You've made me laugh.
Best wishes
from
kay.