An art form…

Learned when I was twelve or so,

Not sure the exact way, just that I now know,

Got it down to a science do I now,

Most guys would call it an art form,

If nothing else it gets me quite warm,

And for all the world I really do love to perform…

Takes just a few minutes to accomplish,

A little lotion and can be filled a Petri dish,

We try to hide it from parents when kids,

But moms always know when changing sheets,

They always find out, but never say anything about what some do forbid… 

Do I need to go to confession?

I really do so with a great deal of discretion,

To some this art form can be called an obsession,

That may be when someone should be seen in the mental health profession…

                © ed ~ 3/15/05