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Getting "NUN" Tonight
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Getting "NUN" tonight… They come into the club, And with the bartenders elbows rub, They hike up their dangling dresses, Don’t you be messin’ with these woman, bub…! They all order virgin Mary’s, With a little shot of whiskey, Irish, of course, makes them frisky, Showing off their legs, they feel a draft, that’s oh so risky…J They are not out on the prowl, Celibacy was their forever vow, But just once in a while they need to let their hair down, Better for me to stick to Zen and the Tao… © ed ~ 3/17/05

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Reviews of "Getting "NUN" Tonight"

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on March 26, 2005

...and NUN to soon, either... took piano lessons from Sister Emily and I thought they were all BALD!

I think I sent you this pic from my sis, Kara... you've given it spice and "legs to stand on?" hehe... Good stuff! katy xox

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

Now this is hilarous and this morning I can use hilarous. Sort of give depression a kick in the kiester. Thanks Ed.

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

absolutley wonderful.

the picture & the poem.

love it.
TX

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

Ed---just reading this makes me want to run to confession. Too funny.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

Nuns are People, Too - but ever since my Catholic school days, I've wondered if nuns had legs, and now I know! Thanks!!

PS But you better pray that Sister Mary Monster doesn't see this; she carries a very large paddle.

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

did i ever tell you about sister ... oops this is a public board

L.O.L.

and a good write to boot

john+

Reviewed by Mary Quire

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

LOL I love the picture. Thanks for the laugh.

M.Rose

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 23, 2005

Oh don't they look smashing???

Those legs are most definitly well looked after...without a "shadow" or a doubt...yeah right!!

Love Tinky-nunsinistical

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on March 22, 2005

Ditto what Robert said
I went to cathtolic school
them old girls can be pretty tough

William ..... Peace Brother

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 22, 2005

you better say some hail mary's tonight ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 22, 2005

hahahahaha Ed the pic is hilarious and your words matched it!Tooo much!LOL...

etw

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on March 22, 2005

ROFL. OMG, thank you for the picture. I howled before reading the poem, and then the poem did me in some more. :-D ~~Nordette

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