The Taxman doth Cometh (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

The Taxman doth Cometh
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Who can say where these things come from? I just open my mind and let em flow, Sometimes they blow, And sometimes they do quite on you grow...;)

The Taxman doth cometh… Is that him hippity hopping down the street? With all the brightly colored eggs, Oh no that is the Easter bunny, just a little late, What else is new, what else is my usual fate…? Or is that him with the red suit and reindeer? Landing on my roof and sliding down my sewer pipe, Oh shit, that is Santa Clause, boy is he late, I will have to gripe, So where is this taxman that doth cometh on the 15^th…? He has a new EZ form for all of us to use, Better we would be if we all just, when he comes to the door, snooze, The new EZ form says to just give all of our earnings to the man, Of this new tax idea, I do not think I will be much of a fan, Maybe I should just move to an island in the sun, there I can keep all I have, As well I can lie on the beach sipping drinks made of rum and get myself a tan… Wanna join me…!? © ed ~ 4/14/05

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on April 15, 2005

So true here too in Canada, Ed. And God knows, do they waste what we send them!!! Love this. And your comment regarding my weekly posting made me revisit the graphic. How awesome, dude! You're right. You know. I never saw it when I chose it. Thanks so much. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

I've got my refund in the bank. Didn't owe anybody a cent this year. I like the form up there. Does the IRS know you hacked their computer?

Reviewed by William Bonilla

This is the first yearI am not filing on time
just yeasterday I requested an extension
lost my 1099 form
GEE WIZ! I really hope they don't confiscate
"My Plume"
or lash me with a wet noodle 300 times

Good Luck ED
William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Paul Williams

I'll sign up Ed, I love your sense of humor we'd have a whale of a time (that's not a ref to the one who snores lol). You supply the Rum I'll supply the crate of 13 year old malt.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

this is why i do my taxes early (this year, h & r block had the honors; will use 'em again next year!); glad tax time is almost over for another year! cute write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tova Gabrielle

liked the tax form best of all.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 14, 2005

I will join you anytime....if no sharks around....tell Rufuz to chase them away first!!

Grrrrrrrrr Tax time is a bore and a pain in the "commode" division for sure!!

Love Tinka