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Men are Far More Complicated
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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You heard it from me,
now believe...


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Men are Far More Complicated…


 


Women think they are better,


Men know they make us a debtor,


Too many shoes in the woman’s closet,


If not home, they are likely out to buy a new sweater…


 


Men really are far more complex,


After all we are the ones that end up writing the checks,


We are not taken aback by bright and shiny objects,


Well, maybe certain cars do gain our attention,


But that is only because to the malls we must go on extended treks…


 


Women do have us guys in their clutches,


Wrapped around their little fingers are we,


They definitely know where with their finger to touch us,


When we both do fight and fuss,


All they have to do to make us stop,


Is their breasts re-adjust…J


        © ed ~ 5/1/05


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Men are Far More Complicated"
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
gave me quite a smile..wish my husband was a breast man I would have it made..smile

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
Re-ajustable breasts???

Oh Boy...does that turn men on!!

Thanks for the tip!!

Cross my knees and hope to fly!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
LOL, very humorous Ed.


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