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Oh for cryin' out loud, grow up already
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor for me, may not be for someone else...

Oh for cryin’ out loud, grow up already…


 


“Naught for ego,”


Not for Eggo’s either,


Hope you are under a doctor’s care,


Stronger meds you need,


But that is only fair,


As your ego is writing poetry,


That does only but scare,


Your personal insanity is so far all your meds do feed…


 


Depression may be good for the write,


Paranoia too can bring to us a bulb of light,


Schizophrenia as well can give you two separate opinions,


But when all of these are mixed,


An atomic time bomb will eventually explode so bright… 


 


Awaiting the explosion I will be here in the east,


Far enough away will it be, I will feel nothing at least,


In hopes I be that the insanity will, prior to the blast, dissipate,


For there are too many amongst your fold that will feel the ill effect,


Adjusting your meds would be the right thing to do,


Yes it would be definitely and downright correct…!


       © ed ~ 5/3/05


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 Reviews of "Oh for cryin' out loud, grow up already"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
As a paranoid schizophrenic from Mantua, I found this quite enjoyable. So did I.

Bob H

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
humor laced with fact and if those wacko's
make a bomb we'll need more than meds
good one Ed! arf arf rufuz;-)

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Ed your humor is right up my street, I'm always up for a good giggle when I read your work. Keep 'em coming and thanks for the smiles.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Am I glad I do not take any meds yet...guess I am still not that bad...lol!!

Hope you are okay Ed????

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Anyone who isn't depressed is insensate. The paranoid is correct that someone's out to get them. Only Schizoids have constant companions.
In a world gone mad, only the insane are having orgasms.


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