I am not a BI-Sexual…by Rufuz

I live alone with dad,

But don’t be sad,

He treats me just fine,

But with one thing I draw the line,

No sex do I have with people,

I only with other dogs allow to grow my steeple…J

Dad never does me admonish,

He tells me to get my thing well polished,

The bitches all say that I do them astonish,

Dad does want me to become more for the ladies embellished…J

He has sent me to this school,

No not the one without a pool,

I am trained to sit up and beg on a stool,

For biscuits, cookies & the ladies I am always ready to act so cool…J

For the ladies,

I do pull up in my Mercedes,

I try not to lie, as I don’t want to go to Hades,

But darn if the ladies don’t make me be bad,

Women, you can’t live with them and you can’t live without what I just had…J

                    © Rufuz ~ 5.06.05   (& ed)