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Stuck
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Surprisingly the mouse in the picture, when he was released, was unharmed and went looking for more mischief...

Stuck… I only came in here, To escape my fear, Of the lightening so near, Now though I wish I had not drunk so much beer… The machine started whirring, My head started stirring, I awoke to find myself transferring, Then I got so stuck, Boy am I now fed…* They called the technician, I hope they also called a physician, I will be sorry forever for this little of mine expedition, I am so very stuck in this an awkward position… © ed ~ 5/13/05

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Reviews of "Stuck"

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on May 15, 2005

clever anthropromorphism.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on May 14, 2005

Jaysus, there's a "Poster Boy" for Mondays if there ever was one! I'm glad you told us he's ok... but don't give him my address, if you know what's good for you, EM! katy xox

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on May 14, 2005

chokingly funny Ed. Reminds me of one of my nightmares

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

Funny. Been there, done that, right Ed?

Bob H

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

hahahahaha...I saw that pic in a recent email...
Well done.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

This is priceless, Ed. I am glad he got out and was ok. What a nightmare for him. First the threat of the storm then being sucked into a printer...somehow I am guessing this will not be one of his more fondly remembered days.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

poor, poor mousie; glad he got out okay!! but oh, boy, i guess that will teach him not to go snooping in places he doesn't belong! cute write though; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

Awwwwwwwwww!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

Cute!

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

the look on his face is priceless. where do you come up with these pictures ed

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

Aw poor little mouse! boy have I felt like he looks some days LOL. Great photo and write. :-)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

Okay and let's hope that he did not make copies of himself. Cute Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 13, 2005

Glad to hear that plucky little guy made it - and that picture reminds me of how I often felt - at work.

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