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Going to the Gym
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Going to the Gym…


 


Working out,


Stretching before a bout,


Running in place,


Lifting weights, a spotter without…


 


Shoulders the size of Kong,


Thighs to big to wear a thong,


Biceps making one “look” strong,


Not though very well hung, definitely not long…


 


Mind is as well quite infinitesimal,


No more memory than a single decimal,


Damn if I can find any more rhymes,


Certainly I am not as well built,


With my weight it’s a wonder our home does not tilt…


          © ed ~ 5/24/05


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 Reviews of "Going to the Gym"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 26, 2005
I warned you about the side effects of steroids. Now join Jason Giambi's fan club.

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on May 25, 2005
LOL. The package doesn't always reveal what's inside.

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on May 24, 2005
LOL keep em laughing ... thats got to be good exercize Ed.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 24, 2005
It's your heart that's so big my friend...and that says it all!!

Workout time....bye...left right up down...and a one a two and a three and a....hehehehe you must be joking...it's too bloody early foing back to bed!!!!

Love Tinka


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