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Rufuz does the thinking...too!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rufuz does the thinking…too!J


 


With chains I do to the keyboard remain,


Rufuz does force me to write even through personal blight,


Sometimes I wonder if I will ever again be considered sane,


Whipped and beaten I grovel and kneel here in his domain…


 


He does growl at me and bark,


Little sleep do I get, he is like a great white shark,


He does sneak up on me from below,


Dragging me from my bed, again I am in terrible woe…


 


I beg him for relief,


He only does give me further grief,


Whine I do and cry out for help,


He does of my free time take it like a thief…


 


When will I be given a break?


I cannot much longer keep up this pace and stay awake,


He forces me to write constantly, no breaks even for food,


Maybe while he sleeps I can of his jaw get glued…J


          © ed ~ 7/3/05


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Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 4, 2005
What a taskmaster!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 4, 2005
One small error. Rufuz is more of a red shark. (And you need him.)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 3, 2005
Oh You and Rufie Are both Nutty just like me....hehehehe!!

Oh yeah and be aware of those wandering teeth...they might just snatch somthin off...in the wresling...whe that jaw when get UNglued.....lol!!

Love Auntie Tinky :)))))))!!!!

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 3, 2005
your muse..rufus, only doing his job i guess


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