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I am Jealous...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Now Rufuz thinks he should have his own laptop...if you think he should, send me a check...;)


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I am Jealous…by Rufuz


 


Hey dad, the doggy in the picture,


Has his own laptop, it just ain’t fair,


I don’t mean to here be quite stricture,


But if I can sleep in your bed, like him,


Why can I not have my own laptop, don’t you care…?


 


He isn’t even all that good looking,


He might be better on the corner hooking,


I should be in that picture then we would be really cooking,


If I don’t get my own laptop I may quite soon a flight be booking…


 


Maybe you can get me the kind that translates barks to people speak,


It’s hard for my fans to review me and or to critique,


You know Dad that they all like me and my special technique,


All my writes have been quite on the mark, yes a great winning streak,


So maybe you should remove all your writes, making me the real author here,


I will however and forever, as my daddy, you revere…


          © ed ~ 7/9/05


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
Delightfully done, Ed. My best to you and to Rufuz. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
My dear Ruffie, with all those Pulitzer's on your mantel and no laptop? Sigh... it ain't fair, it just ain't fair!

(Aside to Ed: em... hmmmm... perhaps Rufuz has moved past the doggie treat stage... better keep an eye on him).

Oh, and Ruffie, my dear, don't let me catch you "on the corner hooking." Harrumph... you're a price-winning author, don't forget.

katy xox arf!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
Rufuz I agree with you You are much better looking than that mutt in the picture Excellent write Rufuz Keep after him and maybe he'll cave!;-)( Ed I almost sent you that pic I have one too;-)

Eileen votes for Rufuz to get his own laptop!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
I agree with Rodgers.......Its time to show Rufuz who the real boss is :-).......he's right though....he is cutier then the dog in the photo.

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
What an adorable photo!

Reviewed on July 9, 2005
laffin' too hard to review *ow, my sides!* LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
Ha ha haaaaaaa ... okay, the picture had me laughing so hard!! I need to be stitched up! Ooh, my poor sides! Ed, thanks for making me laugh, I was so distraught from reading all these poems on all the atrocities that have been happening around us. Thanks Ed, I really needed a laugh! And too you, Rufuz! Lol.

God bless,

Sandie.


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
One Woof of a write...one with an attitude like hell...WOOFIE!!

Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
So cute, Ed. Fortunately I have a cat and she is too lazy to want a laptop and far too snooty to want a job at all.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on July 9, 2005
Oh Ed, this was so cute! Laughing at Roger's reply!

Reindeer

Reviewed by The Smoking Poet
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
I beg to disagree. This hound IS good looking. What a guy. No wonder Rufuz is jealous... but then, Rufuz writes a barkably fine poem!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 9, 2005
Don't do it, Ed. Next he'll want Wi-Fi. Then he'll be cruising K-9 porn sites. It's time to put your foot down. (Just, not on his tail.)


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