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Just splashin' round
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Just splashin’ round… In the ocean is where I can be found, Just a splashin’ and playin’ around, The heat does not bother me, For I am one with my ocean and sea… Cool to the touch, A few crabs, some seaweed and such, Try to do so as I can much, If I could, on the beach I would build a hutch… Too many people this time of year, Though that could for all alleviate fear, Sharks have more delicacies to choose from, Take that big fat guy first; he has more to crunch, He will do nicely at least for a mid-day lunch… © ed ~ 7/26/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 31, 2005

Siiiiiiiiigh...

Oh, to, myself, be
On the shore of the sea.
Enjoying the water,
Reading Harry Potter.
'Twould fill me with glee
Thank god Mother Nature is free.

I love your infectious rhymes, Eddie M. katy xox

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

I think I am hearing the music to Jaws in this one. :-)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

Well. I'm not going "splish splashing" about in the ocean any time soon after this, Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

splish splash gone in a flash oh my poor rufuz!;-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

I gotta cure for crabs. Ed K told me it...

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

Refreshing write! ~Z~

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

HeeHeeHa, Ed. You would be but a snack for a hungry shark. Be careful though, I think they go for the "good parts" first.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

The sharks are feeding quite happily in the waters off Florida, but the Florida Chamber of Commerce says there is no problem, com on, bring the kiddies down for some surf and sand.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 30, 2005

As long as nothing is hanging or swing to and fro...no

sharky will bother thee!!

Now I am so damn jealous....me not able to swim....too

bloody cold anyways...I wil shrink to a notheing more than

I already am!!

A Nut!!

Love Tinky

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