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Da Boss
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I know my place...;)


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Da BOSS…by RUFUZ


 


He has been with this car quite safe,


Treats it he does like a homeless waif,


Cleans it and keeps it pretty so far,


Says if I get in, my fur will it scar…


 


Little does he know,


It is still MY car, don’tcha know?


As long as I let him take care of her,


He won’t bitch when in it I get my fur…


 


He should not have gotten an interior in black,


If he did not want me to ride in the back,


I know I can’t drive anymore, my license lost,


My name on it he will have to put,


In gold leaf letters and well embossed…


 


The car is forever MINE, for you all know I am in this house, da BOSS!!!


                    © RUFUZ ~ 7.31.2005  


 


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 Reviews of "Da Boss"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2005
Rufuz: I understand your problems. At my age I've begun to shed more than most dogs. The next time you go driving make sure Ed keeps his head inside the window.

Bob H

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
Hi RUFUZ glad to read a good poem again, you are so
much more talented than your servant ed;-) Great car
you have there.Lookin good! arf arf!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
Hahahaha...yes you are...tell him Rufie!!

Love Auntie Tinky {woof}

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
Dear Rufuz,

Thanks for reminding everyone who really rules the roost. Mom just got a brand new SUV, and she thinks she owns it, too. But when she goes to sleep, we sneak into the garage and romp and play in it all night!

Keep Up the Good Work, Boss!

Chica Blanca and Turbo

Reviewed on July 31, 2005
So cute Ed, he looks good sitting there!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
That's the stuff, Ruffie! A clear head, enforced guidelines and a Pulitzer awardee, to boot... obviously, to have your fur left behind could only be seen as a real honor for the recipient.

Pssssssst... humans are just tooooooo tidy anyway... kinda anal, if ya ask me. Now, please excuse me, I really MUST dust my chandelier.

Ta Ta... another fine piece from Jersey. (snicker) katy xox

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 31, 2005
Ha Ha, Rufuz, it is good that you know your place.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on July 31, 2005
Cute write!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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