Must be the booze…

A day or two every now & then I seem to looze,

Givin’ me them everlovin’ blooze,

No showers do I take, you can just see the dirt ooze,

Yes my body I did therein abuze…

But do not confuze,

I never did see a pink elephant,

Only a purple giraffe and many chartruze kangaroozes,

They would sit with me while boozing,

Drinking me under the table, their ability to do so legendary,

But I have to say I cannot abide nor will I of their beer farts excuze…

Confuzion in my brain was cause by the booze,

It did a great deal make me feel bemuzed,

Never did I a little drinkie refuze,

Even though of my body the drink did ultimately misuze…

          © ed ~ 8/12/05