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Innocence Lost
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Innocence Lost…


 


The vet bill did extremely cost,


Had to pay for the puncture wounds,


To his forearm, neck, & a finger lost,


The vet knew not of Ruffiez anger,


This vet he did move, now living is he in Bangor…


 


No fear had he prior to Rufuz,


He did wash him and cut off much fuzz,


But when he went to trim the area around his male hood,


He was taught not to go there with canines so white,


Guess Rufuz just thought the doctors finger was food…


 


This vet is lucky, came away did he only one finger short,


Others in the past did lose their own manhood; Rufuz did so for sport,


So this vets innocence may have been lost, instead he became a barber,


He opened up his own salon in Maine,


No longer though will he trim a lion, tiger or dogs mane…


            © ed ~ 8/21/05


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 Reviews of "Innocence Lost"
Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2005

Woe there Doggie',
Incredible Entertainment!
peace',
Rich Criso Suarez

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 22, 2005
Maybe Rufuz was trying to do him a favor, knowing he would be much happier in another line of work. I recently saw a dog pee on our vet's pant leg - after getting his vaccinations - I think he was trying to give him a message, too!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 22, 2005
And the customer is always right!!

Good doggie!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on August 22, 2005
rufuz is pickier than most men i know...good for him

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2005
I take it Rufuz isn't into kinky stuff? :-)

Fun write.

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on August 22, 2005
Very enjoyable read. I love animals, especially dogs. Reminds me a bit off a German Shepherd we used to have. R


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