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Four months left
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Four months left…


 


Four months of shopping days left,


Unless you are going to of presents do theft,


I am quite with regards last minute shopping deft,


Though to carry them all I find they weigh in with heft…J


 


What to buy or make or build,


Should we start with stockings filled?


Think of all those faces that will be thrilled,


Personally I would appreciate anything that would be considered distilled,


As well as not shaken, just chilled…J


 


A few holidays prior,


Will keep you busy till in trouble you do become dire,


Rufuz does want for Christmas to be called “Sire”,


I told him if he does, he must dress in the proper attire…J


          © ed ~ 8/25/05


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
I am the early shopper; have to be I have friends out of country LOL. Then there is out of province, out of city, never out of ideas :-) just cash LOL. Merry Christmas..........I'm the surprise Santa didn't tell you about LOL.

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2005
I can't stand it. The Halloween stuff is out now...a little late this year...

Bob H

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
Sighhhhhhhh...don't remind me...it's a nightmare!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
Great write Sire's keeper;-) hey ruffie,jumping the gun a bit aren't we?don't even mention the word to me until November;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
Uh oh! Time to start thinking of presents and holiday cheer already? Hmm, I would, if only I could remember where I buried my can of pure silver dollars years ago. Yes, yes Rufuz, I know why you wanna be called, "Sire" and I wish you success in your holiday endeavors!

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
ho, ho, ho

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
nice. but, i don't care to be reminded, see 6 kids & 7 grands i have to finded those things that they want, not need, it's only the $$$ i wish i could speed.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
I'm sure Sire Rufuz is already joyously deciding what he's getting my two mutts for Christmas - but I wonder if his Dad has even begun thinking about 'the perfect gift' for his long lost twin. Hmm.

Reviewed on August 25, 2005
i don't think of christmas until at least november! i hate the shopping season; they've forgotten the TRUE meaning of the holiday: CHRISTmas...the birth of our Saviour!

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
i refuse to think about christmas till after halloween (my favorite holiday). nicely written ed

Reviewed on August 25, 2005
Four months of shopping and four months of fun! Yay! Good for you!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2005
very cute!


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