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Tired
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Tired…


 


Earlier I was quite wired,


Now all I am is totally tired,


Feel right now I am in quicksand mired,


Gladly though as yet I have not been fired…


 


Awake at seven, yes,


Did afterwards sleep till one,


Rufuz walked, my duty done,


Back to bed in a few for more Z’s, but only just some…


 


Have not over the whole weekend gone out,


Other than to work and walk Rufuz all about,


I am also caring for the neighbor’s kitties,


And writing multitudinous little poetic ditties…


 


Maybe a shower would help,


 Starting to feel like dried on the beach kelp,


Bet you I do stink as well,


Though no one has as of yet to me this tell…


          © ed ~ 9/5/05


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Tired"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 6, 2005
Nope cannot smell you yet...and the momeny I do I will let you know okay!!

Sooooo it's not that smelly yet....grrrrrrrr!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 6, 2005
Thanks for sharing your humor, Ed. God knows I need it. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
The smellier, the better.

Rufus

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
joisie, it's only your pathetic poetic rambles that stink (smile)

thanks for sharing. (oh, nice write).
TX

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
Perhaps you should shower before someone leaves a bar of soap on your door step, Ed. That one last bar-b-que that you haven't been invited to because your aroma wafted upon the hosts? Ahhh well, life of a bachelor...we know Rufuz doesn't complain.
Take care,
Sherry


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