Laid like a Rug…

She picked a good spot,

She gave it a good shot,

On the cot it was done not,

Found on the old wooden floor some rot…

To achieve the sex,

On me she did lay a hex,

No longer did I feel perplexed,

Rolled it did quite well flexed…

First cleaned the floor,

Then arrived the rug from the store,

Then the padding did get laid twice,

Oh that rug was so comfy and nice…

Did it there we did three times yes thrice,

The new rug did add to it a certain amount of spice,

On her knees she did lay the rug,

Afterwards of her I did make a plug,

That night she did not have to use her vibrating device…

          © ed ~ 9/8/05