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Home is where the fart is
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Home is where the fart is…


 


In my case an old fart,


Lives here at least of the time part,


Most times I live on the road,


Meals and such I take care of there,


Seems my life I have lived there from the start…


 


No smells do I allow,


Rufuz would if so growl,


He is such a high brow,


Better except for the stink,


I should live with a cow…


 


So of farts I know a great deal,


They come from within though should be sealed,


The heart is there as well, but a fart is more expressive,


Some of mine are downright, without having a big head,


Quite & more so than I can say, impressive…


          © ed ~ 9/11/05


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 Reviews of "Home is where the fart is"
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 12, 2005
you always write the best when you let it all out ;)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on September 12, 2005
But it hurts to hold it in.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 12, 2005
Ed,

You've penned a gasser here. (lol)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 11, 2005
A brilliant stinky!!

Farty but well out of my noses reach..thank goodnessI don't have to be a judge at a farty party...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on September 11, 2005
Ed...I can relate...look for mail soon..LOL

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 11, 2005
Only a man would be so proud :-)


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