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Blown like a Sail in a Gale...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Blown like a Sail in a Gale…


 


She did huff and puff,


And blew me right up,


She did it light not rough,


Twice I did succumb,


I didn’t even have to ply her with rum…


 


It didn’t take too long,


For her to satisfy my schlong,


She made me feel quite happy,


She did nothing in anyway wrong…


 


Blasting off like a rocket,


Sproing went my sprocket,


Almost did I shatter my hip socket,


Glad am I and she for that matter,


We did make this meeting special on our docket…


          © ed ~ 9/12/05


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 Reviews of "Blown like a Sail in a Gale..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 13, 2005
Sail on sailor!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2005
The boy thing is safer.lol

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2005
Ed, it’s a good thing you planned ahead and you didn’t even break your sprocket … lol. Thanks for sharing. Take good care and be well. Peace thru planning … lol.

Reviewed on September 13, 2005
Ed:

This is FANTASTIC!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 13, 2005
Ed,

Sounds like a whale of a tail.(lol)I guess one could say," your ship came in."


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