Dad, I don’t care if you’re still sleepin’,

This duty I have to do will not stall,

Duty it does come either way,

Out on the floor its going to fall…

My paw in your face,

So you better out of bed race,

Open the damn (sorry ladies) darn door,

Or all over the rug there will be more than a trace…

No pills for me dad,

Nothing to clog me up,

When I got to do my duty,

I am not the dog you know, the cutie,

I got to go right now dad,

So out of bed get your old fat tired ass, (sorry again ladies)

And don’t be givin’ me any of your sass…

© ~ RUFUZ 10.27.2005