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Why wait in line, the holidays approach, start the depression…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...maybe dark humor...?


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With the holidays comes to some depression,


I did not want to waste time standing in line,


Better to start early and release my aggression,


To some though, life is a precious possession…


 


Anti-depressants, alcohol and pot,


Will make the holidays happy or not,


Allow others to be what they will,


Being who you ARE may of others fill…


 


Passed over at work for that holiday promotion,


So what the hell is all the commotion,


At least you still got what you had, no demotion,


Why not just take a little trip to the beach and ocean,


Sitting in the sand with a handful of lotion,


No one will see, it being winter,


Lather it up and enjoy the motion,


That should take the edge off of your depressive emotions…


© ed ~ 11/5/05


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 5, 2005
Hahahahah,,,,,,say no more!!

"Why not just take a little trip to the beach and ocean,

Sitting in the sand with a handful of lotion,

No one will see, it being winter,

Lather it up and enjoy the motion,

That should take the edge off of your depressive emotions…"

Sounds good to me...lol!!

Love Tinka


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