Some he did like a carrot, dice,

Keeps them he does in jars quite nice,

The more specifically sexual parts he keeps on ice…

How many wives did he have,

Some he cut in halve,

Some he did keep nothing but their heart,

On ice as they were quite cold when alive,

He thought they would be the same after they did depart…

A cannibal he is not,

Though on certain parts he does nibble,

He does never in his house have a food shortage,

The neighbors only know him as the guy with all the kibble…

© ed ~ 11/9/05