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Naked dog walking
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Winter is upon us, No more can I exit without clothes, When once I did though, I did return with frostbitten toes, Out in the winter air my appendages froze� No more nude dog walking, No more having the neighbors talking, No longer can I enjoy outside nakedness, Glad though are my neighbors I must confess� � ed ~ 11/19/05

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Reviewed by KJ McPhee

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

They may have fur coats but I'm sure they feel the cold at times, too, Ed! Cats and dogs won't ignore a big warm fire, after all!
k

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

hope it wasn't the one-eyed toe ;-)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

LOLOLOLOL!! Yeah, it is a bit of a disappointment when our form, in our moments of public nakedness, cause our neighbor's comments to go from WOW to OWW!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

Ed

A name used on men who walk naked LOL........couldn't resist after reading Ed K remarks and remembering one of his writes.

Must charge up batteries and take a few photos to share with the Den :-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

See ho lucky Rufuz is, he never has to change clothes;-)

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

Well there's an image one doesn't get studying poetry in the college textbooks:-) Enjoyed the read.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

Lol...shrinking must be the order of the day!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 19, 2005

Nice to meet you, Mr. Naked Dog Walking - I am now known as Man Who Sleeps With Dogs - in the doghouse - where my nasty wife put me. Bummer. (Wait until your neighbors are asleep before you go walking again - as I wait for my wife to fall asleep before sneaking back into the house again.)

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