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Dead
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The muse works in mysterious ways...


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DEAD…


He’s dead,


You’re dead,


I’m dead,


Were all dead,


Maybe I did die an acid head,


But lived I did without dread,


Hey, you know me, my name is ED…


 


Passed on,


Gone to the other side,


Gone to heaven,


Gone to hell,


Down an elevator shaft I done fell…


 


He is better off,


No more does he have to cough,


Ashes sprinkled in the horse trough,


This poem you might at scoff…


 


I am dead and have no cares,


Hustling on the next plain my wares,


My body never discovered, eaten by the bears,


Worry now for them, put the bears in your daily prayers…


© ed ~ 12/15/05



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 Reviews of "Dead"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on December 17, 2005
Interesting. Death takes all the pressure away. They won't have to worry about bear hunts anymore because you're thinning the herd.

Bob H

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
Not dead. R

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
i enjoyed this, Grateful Ed ...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
Your blured lettering is hard to read.
Can you come alive and fix them?
Hi Rufuz...........................

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
Deader than dead i am!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
LOL...Yikes...silly me, I thought I was feeling my pulse. Guess it was just a twitch of my carcass.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
We're all dead,

I knew it!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 15, 2005
Ed your sense of humor is fantastic! Great Jerry Garcia double;-) Thanks for being my morning laughter which is always a great way to start the day!

Woof Rufuz!

Eileen


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