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Dinner Party
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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You better sit down and put that coffee down and for heavens sake don't take a drink...


Dinner Party…

 

The folks are all there,

The neighbors from across the square,

Cousins, uncles, aunts, the in-laws, only fair,

All is ready, turkey in the oven, readily prepared…

 

Even the boss & his wife,

The minister as well,

Those that did your house sell,

Food and good cheer that night was rife…

 

The dog outside, to this party he is not invited,

You just checked on him and he was sighted,

Now where did he go, he must have felt slighted,

In he did walk carrying his stash,

Need I say more, the party it did crash…!

© ed ~ 1/19/06

 
   

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 Reviews of "Dinner Party"
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 22, 2006
Ahhh yes!! Nothing like our pets to let all of our secrets out of the bag...so to speak. Funny, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 20, 2006
LOLOL..Thanks for the warning too...

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on January 20, 2006
that's quite a boner he's got there...was it yours? by the way, was that dog a "he" or a "she"?

cute poem tho, thanks for the laugh.
TX

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 20, 2006
One now wonders whose 'stash' that really was!

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran
Reviewed on January 20, 2006
funny :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
LOL that devil of a dog! Yes never piss off the animals in your life :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
You stinker you!!

hahahahahahahahahahah!!

Doggie where did you buy THAT????

Love Tinky (LMAO)


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