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Still Full of It...!
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...my modesty forbids me to speak of the actual word of which I am full of, but I am sure you get the picture..
Apparently I am still full of it, More I have than anyone of it, Loaded right up over the top of it, My cup doth runneth over with it� Been told before I have more, Guess inside it was in store, Short I am not, never poor, Clogged I be right down to the core� Though it flows now for a week, It has not slowed, nor made me weak, I only in the end do want to seek, To end this scourge of which I do herein bespeak�J � ed ~ 1/22/06

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 23, 2006

You are literally sitting on a gold mine, my friend. Spring planting season arrives soon. Get some huge plastic bags, and fill them, and label them 'Horse Manure.' You can probably get five bucks a bag! Good Luck.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on January 23, 2006

Get you a box of deturdgent, Ed! Physic the galaxy and blow a new star!

Sage

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

Well, I would say "No Shit," Ed but somehow that just doesn't seem appropriate.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

Seems like your life is quite shitty at the mo Bro!!

But hey Rufuz just hit the top 10!!

Did you check the scale after a weak shitty week??

Mine usually drop with a ten to Zero k's!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

So glad you finally used a metaphor;-) tired of the word, I can imagine your tired of the act, so what are you taking for it?
Hey Rufuz, hope you don't have to walk daddy!;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on January 22, 2006

At least you can laugh about it. I love your humor.

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