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Literal...
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Literal…


 


Too much we take as gospel,


No grain of salt do we use,


We do what signs say,


We make decisions before we choose…


 


Put away that water, no drinking and driving,


Without an air tank you cannot go diving,


CPR is the process of reviving,


No way herein am I, of you, jiving…


 


Taking everything in the sense literal,


The coast is considered most littoral,


To play with the self, one will most certainly go blind,


Mostly I find that if I am less than literal,


I will in the end find I have second sight from behind…


© ed ~ 2/6/06


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Reviewed on February 7, 2006
Ed,

Only four dollars to drop the pants? I'd hold out for much more, if I were you. :)

Enjoyed this one--butt shot and all.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. LOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 7, 2006
I told you NOT to use my picture...Edity!!!!

No medicine will cure your wickedness......lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2006
Liked this one. Advertising, are ye?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 7, 2006
Just how many pictures do you have of your butt hangin out? And do you make poor Rufuz take these pics? Shame on you.

Reviewed on February 6, 2006
This was so hilarious and parked up my long night also excellent chosen words and imagination.

Reviewed on February 6, 2006
Now that was funny! Well done,
Birgit and Roger


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