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Bondage
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just give me a sign or cartoon and I can make something out of it...though this one is quite weird, even for me...


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Whips & chains,


Belts & a hose,


Give me pain my dear,


Beat me with your canes,


Just don’t hit me on my already big nose…


 


Get into leather,


We can do so together,


No matter what the weather,


Tickle me with a feather…


 


Wear a mask,


Take me to task,


Bend me over your knee,


Beat me with a branch from a tree…


 


Whipped I be and beaten,


What more can I say, at least I was not eaten,


Red on my cheeks,


My legs and back quite weak,


But ready and waitin’ for more,


I am just a glutton for pain whore…


© ed ~ 2/21/06


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 Reviews of "Bondage"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Laffin....you bonded well with this poem Edity!!

Painful Bondage..I'd say!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
My, my....what can I say? "Beat me with your canes" is a pretty funny line.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Wear a mask,
Beat me with a branch from a tree…

What time would you like me to drop by?!

Reviewed on February 21, 2006
Ed,

LOLOLOLOL--sounds a little...kinky. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
So! You finally decided to come out of the S&M closet, eh, Ed? As she is lashing you with those beautiful, black whips, tell her not to forget the salt for the wounds, you heah?

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on February 21, 2006
what's your sign?

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
Blow me like the slut you are, Gumby;
But just don't eat my savory parts.
I only have one of each of those,
Although I have many delicious farts.

Anyway, I enjoyed your poem, buddy-boy.

Scott

Reviewed by Shoma Mittra
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
laffs..that was a good one! :-)

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
ooooooh LOL god you have a talent Ed. Thanks for the smile :) I needed it tonight.


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