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paper OR plastic
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Do I know how to party or what...;)


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Got a party coming up?


Only one drink per person,


Don’t let that you worsen,


Bring your own sized cup,


Fill it to the brim,


Then sit down and shut up…


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 Reviews of "paper OR plastic "
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
I prefer plastic, them paper condoms don't do what they used to. ;-)

Quit drinkin when they invented the straw.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
Everyone's still standing so it can't be all that great of a party, Ed. (lol) Thanks for sharing you wit. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
Hahahaha... a place for my hubby to be for sure!!

Hick...hick...okayshhhhh!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
I do believe that one drink will be enough...
peace, Carole

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Wonder if they give you a 12-ounce cup then to pee in? Funny! I moved you to 2nd place in Kate's review, Ed. I said Survivor, I will take you to the top four. If we win the million, we'll split it and buy some of these party cups ... and we'll drink it all. That ought to plow us for life! And an eternal hangover! Styrofoam sets my teeth on edge. I'd rather drink out of a fish bowl the size of that cat fish Jerry Bolton sent this morning. Did you see that!!! Wow.

Sage

Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Good advise, we do have a perfectly sized cup!(Or would you call that a bucket?)
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Reminds me of that thing that people bring to parties that has a long tube and a huge glass bottom and the name of the game is to drink it all up! You party animal you! :-)

Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Hahaha!...LOL! This was very creative!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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