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A conversation with Ed & Rufuz...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Backwards at times we may be,
For all of you to read here and see,
Rufuz does act the boss,
But daddy still does get of the cookies to toss...


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A conversation with Ed & Rufuz…J


 


So Rufuz how is your dad, really?


“Well he is lovable and comes home to me all touchy feely…”


And Ed what is it you love the most about your pup?


“Woof, woof, ruff, grrr, howl, whine & lick…”


 


Ah I see, and Rufuz are you happy?


“Well daddy can be weird at times, but I love to call him pappy…”


This is all very interesting, so Ed tell us how did you train him?


“OHHHHH, ruff, ruff, yelp, slurp and growl…”


 


Well, Rufuz, when you play who is the alpha male?


“Don’t tell daddy, but I am the boss, he the subordinate…”


Ed, just one more question, who is the real boss of the relationship?


“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…!!”


 


Now Ed, down boy, hey no biting, be a good boy,


Oh Rufuz, can you help me, your daddy is using me like a toy,


You got yourself into that predicament, don’t be coy…J


© ed ~ 4/18/06


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 Reviews of "A conversation with Ed & Rufuz..."
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
This is cute! We had it figured all along that Rufuz is probably the alpha-male. Don't feel bad, we know how those things happen to develop.
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
*** Ed, Lord your soooo funny..Your ole best pal..That Rufus sure is a ham..

Love And Light, JoAnne

Reviewed on April 19, 2006
Ed,

It was a joy talking with you; you are a nut! LOL Very funny write to start my day; thanks for sharing! Give that loveable lug of fur (aka Rufuz) huge ((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))) (and a good ol' fashioned tongue lick!) from his aunties in Tx.! Very well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
Heh, Heh, way to go Rufuz...yeah we all know that your daddy is weird but he is a known quantity and there is something to be said for that.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
Ah I see, and Rufuz are you happy?
“Well daddy can be weird at times, but I love to call him pappy…”

We agree, Rufuz, your daddy can be very weird at times!

But this would make a marvelous book - Conversations with My Dog.



Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 19, 2006
This is a grand relationship and Rufuz is a playful and wise animal with strong will power over his Master. Wonderful way to start a day admiring a relationship this way.
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 18, 2006
hahahahahaha so Ed you are the UNDERgoggie..lol....woooof!!

Lovies Auntie Stinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 18, 2006
You two belong on believe it or not Ripley!;-) Love that pic Rufuz, I see the command of boss in your eyes;-)!

Reviewed on April 18, 2006
Ed, and Rufuz,

Sure was great talking to you, Ed. Would have liked to talk to Rufuz...but Daddy wasn't home from work yet. You are definately an interesting conversationalist, and one great poet! Your humor shines in this adorable write. :) Thank you.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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