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Taxes Paid
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Taxes paid,

Didn't need an IRS raid,

Another year of pain,

Nothing seen but rain,

Hope the future is no strain…

 

Check is in the mail,

Moved about by a snail,

Not enough to pay,

Ridden out on a rail…

 

Refund sent,

Heavens bent,

Donations to the bottle,

Keep your hand off that throttle,

Life is full of little torments…

© ed ~ 4/22/06
 

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 Reviews of "Taxes Paid"
Reviewed on April 26, 2006
Sigh, how true, how true,

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 23, 2006
Hope you paid mine, too, Little Brother - you had promised.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 23, 2006
Good boy!!

Grrrrrrrrr must still do mine...due in July!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on April 22, 2006
Taxes sir Ed are the foundation of all that is right and wrong in this world. It is spent for evil as well as good. However, evil seems to prevail these days.

Allen

PS. Did you get your tree?

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 22, 2006
Ain't it the truth. We pay taxes only to die with less than we had at birth. I guess our footprints that so many taught are actually the returns we leave behind and heaven forbid if we aren't caught up by the time we die.
It's brutal.
Susan

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on April 22, 2006
Ed,

Ha! Ha! Simply perfect!

Cynthia


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