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Don't drink the water...
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For starters its salt, Thirstier you will get, Along with a bit nuts, Though he’s a dog, no buts… Watch for cutting the surface fins , Sharks eat dog and vice versa, The shark will be spittin’ up hairballs, If this dog he does swallow, on the list he won’t be for wins… He loves to play in the not so deep, Then on the way home, puke in daddy’s new jeep, If he would just take the trip home asleep, His daddy of his carpeting & such won’t weep… © ed ~ 4/30/06

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Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Reviewed on May 1, 2006

Delightful write

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 1, 2006

They say sea water has a healing effect....so fuel Up while it lasts....it makes the "greenfumes" go away...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell

Reviewed on May 1, 2006

That'll teach you to throw him in like that! Thanks for the warning not to drink the water...it's good to benefit from what you must have learned the hard way... :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

Rufuz did dad throw you in the ocean again! I'll come out there and drown him! hope you don't get sick from swallowing that water!woof!

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

Enjoyed Ed! Thanks for the visions..
Love, Suzie :-D

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

This adorable little furball! Cute write (sorry about the Jeep-thing-mess)
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

I had a shepard dog who loved to catch each wave that came in with her teeth. It made her just as sick as your Fufuz yoo. There is a price for fun as your poem says,
Keeping Rufuz out of the water is futile too.
Susan

Reviewed by Pamela garner (Reader)

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

Cute

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

I love it! Great photo too...

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

Ed
It somehow reminds me of the yellow snow...:)
Peter

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on April 30, 2006

Good advice. Good poem. Great read. Thank you--
Aberjhani

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