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You know life is good when you can’t tell who just farted…you or the dog...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For THIS I got out of bed at 7AM...! LOL


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Was it the dog or me,


We are both one in the same,


As well neither of us does seem to care,


Should I be happy or of this should I be scared…?J


 


We live life together,


Him though sometimes on a tether,


This has to be as he chases creatures of a feather,


Me, on the other hand does seem to be, of late, into leather…J


 


He does sleep at my feet,


Though I wish him next to me,


In the winter he keeps me warm,


In the summer, I don’t allow around him the bugs to swarm…J


 


We take care of each other,


Kinda like a mother and brother,


Don’t ask which is which,


As in that case we are both interchangeable,


Sometimes I, but most times he does squat in the woods &/or in a ditch…J


© ed & Rufuz 5/21/06


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 Reviews of "You know life is good when you can’t tell who just farted…you or the dog..."
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
((ED))) ya crack me up, lol...ruff ruff..


xxx dove

Reviewed on May 21, 2006
Lovely and funny and yet, so true if you really love your dog. Already loved the title and the picture, before we even started to read.
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
I was nearly afraid to read this when I saw the title but you pulled it out of the mire, Ed and delivered a very funny write.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
lol, very funny, it's a good thing there are people like you on here to lighten up the site.

Reviewed on May 21, 2006
Omagosh...this made me crack up!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
I do so enjoy the levity this morning Ed. One of the positives here at AD that I can count on...is you and Rufuz will bring a smile to enrich my day. You have a pat on the back from me and a kiss on the nose for Rufuz.
Thanks!!!
Susan

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
you're looking good this morning ;)

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
stop eating his food ed!!
lol
pax A

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
we do tend to become much like our pets don't we, or is it that the become so much like us?

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
Dude, what a picture to wake up to! Don't go blaming Rufuz for your horn blasts; it just isn't polite. :)


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