Per my other half,
Though hers can’t get out of the way of a calf,
But I guess on her behalf,
Her jeep is better to own than a giraffe…J
It putts along on its cylinders four,
Gas mileage ain’t bad, but off road to explore,
It may get stuck in a snow drift or mud puddle,
Her jeep not made for off-roading hardcore…J
She touts the sound system to the enth degree,
Cranks it so loud they can hear it in Tennessee,
The jeep has never seen clean,
Though it will never rust, per jeeps guarantee…J
I love her the most,
But her car is faster in coast,
Though still she does of her little girl boast,
Personally I think her car would do well as the main course at a weenie roast…J
© ed ~ 5/23/06
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alas my 1980 cj-7 sits dead in the driveway
jeeping good write
than came the "Willie" which was smaller and lighter
all has been down hill ever since.
Now the civilians are taking to the "Hummer"
and with all the silly options
it no longer resembles a "Hummer"
Peace Brother
William
Woof Rufuz...how are you?;-)
eT
Get offa the couch, potato, turn off I Dream of Jeanie,
Let's hop in Rene's Jeep and go to the racetrack to bet on the fillys,
My dad had a '46 Willys,
top speed was 40,
was ugly green, not sporty,
goats could go faster, them billys,
but it could sure climb a tree,
I'm glad this poem is free,
let's you, Rene, Rufuz and me
go in her jeep on flatland to get some PEY---Ote!
Sage
They are not for playing with yourself........
go get her a new jeep!!
donbe cheep
Make life sweet
And clear the street!
whatever lol
sorry for this poem
Birgit and Roger
You're funny Ed.
Susan